So- Where were we? That’s right- the pregnancy BS! Thank the Lord that’s over with! In case you found yourself wondering what I would have done had the pregnancy been real: I would have discontinued chemo and resumed after delivery. It was precautionary chemo after all, not tumor shrinking, or life and death at the time chemo…But I never needed to make a decision, so we move forward!
Chemo sometimes gets fun nicknames- weird, yes? Adriamycin is often called The Red Devil. It looks like red Kool-Aid, and- get this- makes you pee red for a little while after you receive the infusion (speaking of peeing colors, after my lumpectomy, I peed blue for a day afterward, because the doctor injected me with blue dye to view my lymph nodes during surgery. Fun, right?!). Some people get Adriamycin through an I.V. bag, but I got mine as a “push” (the nurse pushes it into my port through a syringe). It was pretty damn weird watching this bright red liquid moving through the catheter tube into my chest- but I watched anyway, because I like watching that stuff! After I got the “push”, I got hooked up to the Cytoxin med, through an I.V. bag. That didn’t get a cool nickname…And it was boring as all hell to wait for the bag to finish dripping.
The nurse giving me the “push” of The Red Devil
My last 4 chemo treatments were of Taxol. TAXOL. This is a weird friggin medication, because the doctor tells you that you’ll probably tolerate it better than the first two meds, BUT- it has the potential to cause anaphylaxis, so you need to take steroid both the night before and the morning of treatment. The possibility of going into a life threatening allergic reaction scared the living crap out of me- so I don’t think I slept the night before the first Taxol treatment, but Thank Goodness- I had no reaction during the infusion- other than wanting anyone that was with me to piss off so I could take a nap! During one of these treatments, I was so relaxed that I purchased awesome Tom Jones tickets for the week after my last chemo treatment was due to be finished (and it was a very awesome Tom Jones concert!). About three days after having the Taxol, I would experience some intense body pain, and that lasted for around 2-3 days. I had two best friends help me through that body pain: CBD and Hyrdocodone!
You know, chemo’s NO joke, but it helps to really keep the mood as light as possible. During all of my chemo treatments, I maintained my sense of humor- because sometimes if you’re not laughing, you’re crying! My hair loss was a huge source of humor among my family- for instance, one day my daughter told me I looked like the painting “The Girl with the Pearl Earring”- So I took a photo to compare:
I see the resemblance…LOL!
Another running joke was that I felt like I looked like Uncle Fester, Mister Clean, Daddy Warbucks…You name the bald person, I looked like him!
Even when I got to the end of chemo, I wanted the world to know that I was done- and I saw the COOLEST, most fun shirt to wear! And then- we celebrated being DONE! Cancer is some serious shit- but you can always, ALWAYS find the humor in any situation- and it can totally help you get through!
The Last Chemo!
What better place to celebrate the end of chemo than VEGAS, BABY!